My two favourite parks in London are Finsbury Park and Clissold Park. I like the former mostly because it’s on my doorstep, and the latter for the butterfly aviary which I would frequent high in summer, the deer enclosure and because it was on my doorstep last year. Somewhere between these two parks, you will find half an eyebrow and the skin from my left cheek. They are, no doubt, in a tidy pile, a bike’s-length away from the years first layer of ‘black ice’.